Fake Resume

The ultimate guide to helping you get the great high paying job you want by helping you lie on your great resume. Everyone else is doing it, shouldn't you?
 

 
 

Are You Tired of Applying for Jobs and Never Getting a Response?

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Are you frustrated because employers won't contact you for interviews? Do you feel overwhelmed about your job search? Are you tired of wasting hours signing up with online job boards with nothing to show for your efforts or money?   Guess what....

Over 53% of job seekers lie on their resumes.  Over 70% of college graduates admit to lying on their resumes to get hired.  Can you afford not to know the techniques, tricks and methods they use?

Don't Dare Send Out Another Resume Until You Read This!

Chances are you're sick and tired of the job hunt and not getting call backs for interviews.  You KNOW you can do all the things listed for the jobs  that you apply for but for whatever reason you get ignored.  There’s something on your resume that’s missing or that immediately gets your resume tossed in the trash.  As an executive recruiter for years, I’ve read literally thousands of resumes and learned what things hiring companies look for in resumes and MORE importantly what things will get you excluded! Do you know what glaring weaknesses exist in your resume that you could beef up? 

 

Isn't This Unethical?

You may be saying to yourself, that that adding things to your resume is wrong and unethical.  Now in this post Enron, post World Com era it sure doesn’t seem like corporate America is too concerned with ethics.  Every week yet another corporate scandal erupts on the front page of the news. People’s retirement plans are wiped out after having worked almost 20 years. Just recently I read how one large Airline renegotiated the pension plans of their flight attendants.  When the dust settled someone who was told they were going to get $1,800 per month was told that they’d now be getting less then $900.  The executives that were interviewed didn’t seem too concerned about the lack of ethics they displayed in cutting out the guts of the retirement of loyal employees that worked thousands of hours based upon a promise made to them. 

How about all the people that work overtime UNPAID and then get laid off right before the Holidays?!?! Perhaps you're one of those people that have worked more hours then you needed to and have handled more job responsibilties then what you were originally hired for? How many wedding anniversaries have you missed, how many Little League games have you missed, how many birthdays did you miss because you were being a loyal ethical employee putting in the extra time to help the company.  Then you were laid off or passed over for the big promotion you were expecting. 

How ethical is it for companies to expect you to work like a slave and then treat you like dirt?  Perhaps your loyalty should be to yourself, your family and your friends that look out for you and take care of you. Gone are the days when you could put in your time and count on having job security.  The 21st century is all about cost cutting, outsourcing and quarterly profits. 

Sorry but you and I don’t fit into the equation other than as a method to squeeze out even more work out of us like a juicer squeezes every last bit of juice out of an Orange.  Have you ever seen what an Orange looks like after it’s been put through a high powered professional juicer?  Let me tell you, it’s NOT pretty!

What Toll is Your Current Job Taking on Your Health?

Do you realize the toll on your health that staying in your job is taking on you? Consider these facts: 

"25% of employees view their jobs as the number one stressor in their lives."
--Northwestern National Life

"75% of employees believe the worker has more on-the-job stress than a generation ago."
--Princeton Survey Research Associates

"Problems at work are more strongly associated with health complaints than are any other life stressor--more so than even financial problems or family problems."
--St. Paul Fire and Marine Insurance Co.

 

The Most Dangerous Day of the Week

Researchers have identified something called the Black Monday Phenomenon. More fatal heart attacks occur on Monday morning at around 9:00 a.m. than at any other time of the week. No other living creature dies on one day more than another, but we humans seem unhappy enough with our work that it literally breaks our heart. Research shows that sudden death occurs at the beginning of the work week not only because of the extra physical exertion that comes from the stress of transitioning from the weekend couch to the Monday rush hour but because of the emotional distress of returning to a job that brings and gives too little happiness.

Hiring Managers Think You're  Lying Anyway!!

Yep that's right, the majority of human resources managers assume that EVERYONE embellishes, exaggerates, puffs up and basically lies to some extent on your resume.  So if you're being totally honest you're being penalized because they're going to assume that you embellished your resume to a certain extent!

You've Got Less Then 10 seconds To Make the Cut!

Check this out from the Forbes.com web site:

"Many job listings generate hundreds of résumés, and the initial screen is keyed to selected degrees or job titles. It's done manually or by computer, and up-or-down decisions are often made in a few seconds. Candidates without the needed key words or titles on their résumé land in the reject heap."

Either your resume is a PERFECT match with what the hiring manager is looking for or you IMMEDIATELY end up in the trash can! NOW do you think adding the RIGHT key words and degree might make a difference to getting the job you want?  The other question to ask yourself is if you do add the magic words, selected degrees or job titles, do you know how to do it without getting caught?

Here are some of the secrets you will learn in this powerful underground guide!

  • How to fill the gaps in your employment history

  • Fool proof methods to add experience to your resume

  • The best way to get fake references

  • Why the amount you can lie and get away with is tied to your age

  • Why even if you don't lie hiring managers will assume that your resume is exagerated

  • The 4 things Human Resources departments can LEGALLY allowed to ask/answer for your references

  • The main reason good liars get job offers and honest people don't!

  • How to get College transcripts from ANY University with any GPA you want!

  • How to determine when you should NOT lie!

  • The 26 things you must never put in your resume!

  • Why most cover letters get your resume trashed before it ever gets read!

  • Why you should NEVER divulge your salary history to a prospective employer

  • What to do if if the job you're applying for requires your past W-2's

  • The 8 interview mistakes that will kill your chances of getting the job

  • How to rig your resume so it gets picked by the new automated Human Resources systems

  • Why you should never fax or mail your resume

  • The 3 types of job hunters and which one usually gets the job (It's not the one that you think)

  • Why you should lie on your resume but NOT on a job application (hint: it's a legal reason)

  • Why you can't afford not to lie on your resume

  • .....if you're ready to learn more, click here