Fake Resume

How to write the best resume and cover letters for college graduates, executives and and job seekers

 
 

Tuning Your Resume

What is tuning? Tuning happens when different job opportunities are possible at the same time, but the job posting needs different skill sets. The job seeker then changes their resume to reflect a closer match with the job description. One "tunes" the resume to reflect the desired skill set or a closer match to the desired skill set.

 

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Tuning can also be described as "reaching". This is where a person takes on the persona of someone one level higher. Since the individual is familiar with the responsibilities and lingo of people one level higher in the organization, it is common practice for the resume to reach and represent a skill set one notch higher. The Jeffrey Papows case study below outlines one such published story.

"Shading" is another synonym for "Tuning". The truth for many people is the color gray versus black or white. One example of Shading is when "six months" of experience turns into "almost a year" of experience.

 

 

Computer Industry Tuning Situations:

  • One scripting language experience is turned into another - Perl turns into Java script/VB Script, since "scripting" is all the same - NOT (also refer to the article called - The cost of covert on-the-job training)
  • SAP skills turning into Peoplesoft or Baan skills and vice versa
  • Sybase skills turning into Microsoft SQL
  • 5 out of 6 skills are real, but one skill is padding
  • The opening is for a senior level - a person with six months actual experience talks their way through the interview process as a person with 2 years experience, but can't deliver the results
  • New technology buzzword trap - the interviewer needs competence in the skill to find out the candidate's competency. If the knowledge is something cutting edge, the chance that one would get found out is limited. For example - XML experience is still quite rare, so tests might not be out yet that cover that space and it is guaranteed that engineering management would not have the hands-on XML experience!
  • C++ turns into Java - a person is hired at $125/hr as a Java programmer. Well it turns out that the person is actually a good C++ programmer, but puffed up the resume to appear like there were Java skills and got through the interview process without being detected, since the candidate had read a book on Java programming.

Now this person is trying to get the job done, but isn't delivering at the speed expected for the wage being paid. In this instance, if the resume had been time stamped and stored in a central repository, it would have been obvious that there was no Java expertise, but strong C++ expertise. The hiring company could then have decided to provide the overt training for the individual, but not at the $125/hr fee, but at say a more reasonable $80 per hour fee.

 

"Do Not Contact My Current Employer"

When filling out a job application, always check the little box that requests that the prospective employer not request a reference from your current employer. Even if you’re not, this will make you appear more valuable as a currently employed prospect will always be more desirable then one who is unemployed. Hiring companies just love to think that they’re "stealing" you away from another firm. Most of the hiring managers we spoke to revealed that they seldom bother to follow up with an employment reference with your last employer after you’re on their payroll. (Though you have to consider this possibility if it’s stated on the application)

If your resume is relatively sound and only includes some minor modifications, you can probably land a position with most any firm. However, should your resume contain more fiction than fact, you may want to restrict your job search to the smaller companies. Small family owned outfits do the least checking of all. The pay and benefits may not be the best, but they might be just the ticket if you need employment fast and have a resume that may not withstand the scrutiny a larger company with more resources might apply.

 

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